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[thefirstandthelast]

1. We were supposed to have sex but we had taken so much neither of us wanted to move.

2. I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.

3. Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.

4. He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!"

5. Why does every cop we meet know your name?

6. in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?

6. Just text him.

Comments

[thefirstandthelast]

What are you, my wing-man now?

....that wasn't a typo, that was intentional, i can't believe you gave me advice ending in 'succ'.

[unschooled]

consider me a wingman mercenary for hire. you down for it? never know when the rates are gonna jack up.

absofuckinglutely is it intentional. do you need a demo proper on how to wink?

[thefirstandthelast]

No, I don't intend to wink at anyone so I'm not going to need lessons on how to wink, kal.

But we'll go out one night and see if I have any better luck not embarrassing myself again.

[unschooled]

so i'm going to check that off as a solid 'maybe' then bc you might change your mind later

when you plan on kickin up dirt for the pub? rota's changed for the routes and i got time this week before i head south

[thefirstandthelast]

dunno, I suppose if you've got time I'll be able to do that whenever. can't see you doing any worse than I would at...whatever is going to happen.

[unschooled]

can't tell if thas a challenge or what, but prepared to be amazed